Christmas

I can't believe Christmas is practically here! I am so excited! Have any of you seen "How the Grinch Stole Christmas?" It is one of my favorite movies. I like the one with Jim Carrey in it. We usually rent it or something, but this year we couldn't find it! I was so sad. Luckily, my dad bought it. So we got to watch it. I hope all of you have a great Christmas! Happy New Year!

A Random Report from Caymen

Randomness For Your Amusement Inc.

1. Head bells for your annoyance*.....$1,000,000,000

2. Christmas cards that tickle the opener**.....$300

3. A packet of ketchup.....$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

"Heater Eats Stereo!"

"Book Steals A French Fry!"

4. A twenty-five course meal for one hundred people.....1 cent

5.Bubbles that stick to your skin to make you fly***.....$92.16

6. Spitting pumpkin hats****.....$2

"Scarf Takes A Bath In Lake!"

"Caramels Take A Walk In Park!"

*Attach them to your ears. Instructions in box.

**Laughing may become contagious.

***Have a trampoline ready. Bubbles pop unexpectedly.

****They expire when there is no more pulp. You can buy more at Target

Turkey Day, Haven't Written, Sorry!

Hello everyone who is reading this! Hope you all had a great Turkey Day! I had a lot of fun. Sorry I hven't written in soooooooooooooooooo long. I have been a little busy. I'm excited because we have Internet again! Now hopefully I will be able to write more:) Well, dinner is ready. Orange chicken and rice. Mmmm. Try to type later! Tttl!